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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC

1+ day, 8+ hour ago   (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...

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Happy Drive Your Studebaker Day, Which Is Not Very Helpful Or Exciting For Most People

1+ day, 13+ hour ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

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wonkette.com > p > i-jd-vance-will-not-end-my-friendship

I, JD Vance, Will Not End My Friendship With Tucker Carlson Simply Because He’s An Intolerant Bigot And Hates Jews

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (430+ words) — JD Vance defending his friendship with Tucker Carlson, Sept. 4 Listen, Tucker Carlson is my friend. He does have some beliefs I disagree with. But I am not going to throw him under the bus over it. Am I supposed to…...

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wonkette.com > p > great-texas-polling-place-ratfck

Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (863+ words) In Texas Tuesday, the Republican majority on the Tarrant County Commission voted to cut the number of 2026 midterm polling places by about a third, compared to the number that were approved in 2022. The vote came after the commissioners ignored testimony…...

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What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...

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Fuque Yeah Feminism! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 2, 2026

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (361+ words) Good morning good morning, it’s time for your tabs! MAGA Shark Tank? Are they doing anything besides reality TV shows and wrestlemania? (Joe. My. God) Four House Democrats being real turdburglars. Rest of Democrats are cool. (Mediaite via Yahoo! News)…...

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wonkette.com > p > pete-hegseth-has-own-pentagon-troll

Pete Hegseth Has Own Pentagon Troll Army To Keep America Safe From Scourge Of Leftists

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (688+ words) Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale and readiness of America’s armed forces. But who needs any of that when you can hire some of wingnutdom’s most…...

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It Would Have Been Dinah Washington’s 102nd Birthday Today!

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (142+ words) Anyway, because we love her so so much, here she is singing “All of Me” at the Newport Jazz Festival. I really just love her so, so, so much. And just in case you need to get some tears out…...

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wonkette.com > p > mark-carney-sensitive-to-americas

Mark Carney Sensitive To America’s Changing Hydronyms

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (518+ words) We said yesterday that Canada’s government wasn’t responding to Donald Trump’s dementia daycare playtime social media posts about renaming Great Lakes, but we guess that since Trump made one of his official (dickless) executive orders about it, Canadian PM Mark…...

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Trump’s New Beef Probably Not Horse. PROBABLY. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 28, 2026!

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (516+ words) This week’s Wonkette movie night has been changed, in honor of Dolly Parton. Join ZiggyWiggy and all your other friends for Steel Magnolias, Saturday night at 9 p.m. Eastern. It is available with subscription on Paramount+; free with ads on Pluto…...