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State Department Needs Additional $100 Million To Whiten America With Even More Afrikaners
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (545+ words) At the rate we’re going, the next government funding bill will dole out money to resettle white South Africans and Donald Trump’s ongoing project of turning Washington DC into a bargain bin Atlantic City, and that’s it. If you haven’t…...
Hell Yeah, It's World Penguin Day
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (277+ words) Today is World Penguin Day, which is great, because penguins are great. I love them so much and I especially love when I go to “Jazzin’ At The Shedd (Aquarium)” and the penguins get very amorous with one another, because…...
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6+ mon, 2+ week ago (74+ words) Weak Christopher Wray probably would have sipped Shirley Temples off camera! Ka$h Patel had plenty to say about Christopher Wray spending $15K on an FBI plane on vacation prior to this But then - part of the literal brain damage of…...
GEOGRAPHY QUIZ: Can You Find 'Third' Countries Trump Bribing To Take Deportees On A Map?
9+ mon, 1+ week ago (487+ words) What did we learn about what those first five countries getting, and, um, where are they? Hint, all of them except El Salvador are in Africa! And what they are getting is money, with no oversight at all. RIP USAID....
Comments - Only White Refugees In The Country
10+ mon, 3+ week ago (119+ words) WE TRIED TO TELL YOU BACK IN JANUARY THE FIRST EO SCRIPTED WAS TO TRY TO REPEAL THE 14TH AMENDMENT ONE OF THE FIRST OFFICES MARCO RUBIO "CREATED" WAS THIS "OFFICE OF REMIGRATION" HE WAS ALSO THE ONE WHO NEGOTIATED THE…...
Only White Refugees In The Country
10+ mon, 3+ week ago (659+ words) On June 6, 1939, the United States turned away the MS St. Louis, a ship full of 937 Jewish refugees hoping to escape the horrors of the Third Reich. The ship was forced to turn back around and go back to Europe, where…...
Elon Musk's Dad Errol (Allegedly!) Worse Than You Thought
11+ mon, 2+ week ago (735+ words) To re-cap a VERY complicated story, Elon’s mother is Errol’s first wife Maye, who you may have seen defending Elon from online trolls on TV. Maye and Elon have long described Errol as verbally abusive, and Errol admits he cheated…...